“Revenge is sweet and not fattening” — Alfred Hitchcock
For the first time in quite awhile, I wasn’t the household’s Saturday morning early riser. In fact, it wasn’t even close. Courtesy of Charleston’s Cooper River Bridge Run, a pre-daylight wake-up call was on the cards for my full house (my Special Lady Friend and three house guests). But, thanks to their 6am wake-up, which I didn’t bother to roll over for, this week’s 7:45 kick-off didn’t seem so early. And as an added bonus, there was already coffee waiting when I finally kicked off the covers. Armed with my cup of Joe, a bagel and a crystal-clear English-language internet feed (“Buffering? We don’t need no stinkin’ buffering!“), I settled down on my usual bathtub ledge and was immediately rewarded.
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